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Thursday, March 3rd, 2005
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11:53 pm - Awfully bored here
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| Wednesday, October 13th, 2004
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2:04 pm - A little late Aust time, but still in time for the US
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| Monday, October 4th, 2004
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8:40 pm - just 'cos (sic)
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You Know You're From Sydney When... |
You make over $100,000 AU and still can't afford a house.
You never bother looking at the train timetable because you know the drivers have never seen it.
You order organic fruit and vegies online, but eat out every night anyway.
You spent more money on your coffee machine than on your washing machine.
You spend $200+ for your room in an apartment with stunning harbour/beachviews and European appliances; and then spend a total of 40 hours each week there (37 of which you are sleeping).
You contemplate calling a taxi from your home to where you managed to park the car the night before.
You spend 30 minutes in a traffic jam next to a car with more power to its speakers than its wheels.
You know everyone's e-mail and mobile number but not their last name or home address.
You can roll sushi, make pasta and keep your red curry paste recipe under lock and key...but couldn't roast a chicken to save your life.
Your taxi driver was a micro-surgeon before he moved to Australia.
Your co-worker tells you he/she has 8 body piercings but none are visible.
You can't remember....is dope illegal?
You've been to more than one baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
You have a very strong opinion where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
A really great parking space can move you to tears.
You are thinking of taking an adult class but you can't decide between yoga, aromatherapy, conversational Italian, French or building your own website.
A man in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps gets on the bus. You don't notice.
A woman with live poultry gets onto the bus. You don't notice.
You are genuinely surprised when you meet someone who was actually born in Sydney (but then, they are Swiss/Thai/Brazilian).
Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is straight.... and your Avon Lady is a drag queen
You take a bus and are shocked at 2 people carrying on a conversation in English.
You assume every company offers domestic partner benefits.
Your boss runs in "The City to Surf"... it's the first time you have seen him/her nude.
You think any guy with a George Clooney haircut must be visiting from the North Shore.
You know that any woman with a George Clooney haircut is not a tourist.
You couldn't figure out how to drive to Sydney Tower if your life depended on it.
You meet friends for coffee at 1am at your local Netcafe / Laundramat /Bookstore / Bar / Alternative healing centre and go for drinks and pool at nine in the morning.
You go out each Saturday for breakfast and the paper...at 3pm.
Your shiatsu therapist is headhunted by an Internet Startup and your accountant becomes an actor.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Sydney.
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7:57 pm - I'm Back!!
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Yes, I am back, rumors as to my demise are grossly exaggerated.
I would like to thank some friends for actually giving enough of a shit to actually email/im/call etc. My love to you all.
did that sound facetous?? no, damn, have to try harder...
this post is not intended to offend (at least not those who gave a fuck), but I am back so deal (those who didn't give a fuck).
the shattering of illusions is always painful, friendships even more so.
Yours Faithfully
Jürgen
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| Thursday, August 26th, 2004
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10:26 pm - just because I can
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| Wednesday, July 7th, 2004
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9:15 pm - leming
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| Thursday, July 1st, 2004
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10:52 am - Gacked from ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=92.2) cedara
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10:01 am - Cliquage lemming
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I am a member of 6 cliques of size 11
- jack_danielson, luthien, tboy, iibnf,
![[info]](http://l-files.livejournal.net/userhead/340?v=1321200563) sinden, askance, erilyn, foxsyd, hnix, lydia_petze, lemmealone
- jack_danielson, luthien, tboy, iibnf, sinden, askance, erilyn, foxsyd, hnix, lydia_petze, ammonium
- jack_danielson, luthien, tboy, iibnf, sinden, askance, erilyn, hnix, calemiri, lydia_petze, lemmealone
- jack_danielson, luthien, iibnf, sinden, askance, erilyn, foxsyd, hnix, lydia_petze, alasen, lemmealone
- jack_danielson, luthien, iibnf, sinden, askance, erilyn, foxsyd, hnix, lydia_petze, alasen, ammonium
- jack_danielson, luthien, iibnf, sinden, askance, erilyn, hnix, calemiri, lydia_petze, alasen, lemmealone
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| Saturday, June 19th, 2004
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7:12 pm
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Your Patronus is the Cougar! The cougar is a symbol
of power, swiftness and balance. He is one of
the most beautiful creatures in North America
and will protect you with his powerful claws.
Congratulations!
That your Patronus is a cougar says that you are a
quick thinker who leads a very balanced life.
This quick thinking and balance cause you to
often be chosen as a leader. Be careful not to
let that power go to your head and you will be
an excellent witch or wizard!
What is Your Patronus? Version 1
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| Monday, June 14th, 2004
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8:25 pm - chuckle
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| How to make a Jack_Danisleon |
Ingredients:
3 parts competetiveness
3 parts ambition
5 parts evil genius |
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lovability |
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| Sunday, May 23rd, 2004
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4:04 pm - ROFLMAO
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| Friday, May 21st, 2004
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11:18 pm - and now we segue into something Celtic
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10:55 pm - CEKCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Я утомлен, я пьян, я нуждаюсь в СЕКСЕ!!!!!!. Почему я гомосексуален?? Я имею женщин, просящих о сексе????
current mood: HORNY
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| Tuesday, May 18th, 2004
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9:00 pm - Click it
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| Tuesday, March 16th, 2004
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10:40 pm - yet another annoying quiz
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Gacked from foxsyd
You enjoy life, humor, and being exuberant. Wherever you go you usually find yourself stealing the spotlight without even trying. You love to let go and have fun.
Find out your color at Quiz Me!
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Your score was 131/180.
1,286,031 people have taken this quiz.
And 108,831 got Aqua like you
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| Tuesday, March 2nd, 2004
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8:59 pm
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JD shakes his head and wonders what he ever saw in Adelaide....
enough said about trip back to Adelaide, irritating queers, annoying ex mrs. and whining brat's par for the course.
In better news, stopped in at Coonawarra on the way back and picked up some "feel good" pressies for myself
(Hmmmm, it is amazing how many cases of red one can fit in my car boot)
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| Sunday, February 15th, 2004
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8:11 pm - I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack
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| Friday, January 23rd, 2004
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11:50 pm
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grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I hate mobile phones, they mean one can't escape the call of the workplace.
Just got back from a "day off" (yeah right).
Anyway, tboy sorry about the late notice, but I have been in theatre since 4:30pm.
I hope you did manage to get out to the club and see her sing again. That woman has an incredible voice.
current mood:  drained
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| Saturday, January 17th, 2004
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11:44 pm - Lemmings ahoy
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You are a PHOENIX in your soul and your
wings make a statement. Huge and born of flame,
they burn with light and power and rebirth.
Ashes fall from your wingtips. You are an
amazingly strong person. You survive, even
flourish in adversity and hardship. A firm
believer in the phrase, 'Whatever doesn't kill
you only makes you stronger,' you rarely fear
failure. You know that any mistake you make
will teach you more about yourself and allow
you to 'rise from the ashes' as a still greater
being. Because of this, you rarely make the
same mistake twice, and are not among the most
forgiving people. You're extremely powerful and
wise, and are capable of fierce pride, passion,
and anger. Perhaps you're this way because you
were forced to survive a rough childhood. Or
maybe you just have a strong grasp on reality
and know that life is tough and the world is
cruel, and it takes strength and independence
to survive it. And independence is your
strongest point - you may care for others, and
even depend on them...but when it comes right
down to it, the only one you need is yourself.
Thus you trust your own intuition, and rely on
a mind almost as brilliant as the fire of your
wings to guide you.You are eternal and because
you have a strong sense of who and what you
are, no one can control your heart or mind, or
even really influence your thinking. A symbol
of rebirth and renewal, you tend to be a very
spiritual person with a serious mind - never
acting immature and harboring a superior
disgust of those who do. Likewise, humanity's
stupidity and tendency to want others to solve
their problems for them frustrates you
endlessly. Though you can be stubborn,
outspoken, and haughty, I admire you greatly.
*~*~*Claim Your Wings - Pics and Long Answers*~*~*
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11:14 pm - Gippage
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